astralangels:


shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking knew it

astralangels:

shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking knew it

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posted 11 hours ago · 95,870 notes © nintenclo-deactivated20140319


laughboard:

lil dude just hugged a chicken

(Source: hannahbowl, via everytimeidiabetes)

posted 12 hours ago · 331,962 notes © hannahbowl


satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

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posted 12 hours ago · 196,166 notes © satans-advocate


posted 13 hours ago · 80,146 notes © n-a-blue-box


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posted 1 day ago · 109,221 notes © andrewgarfielddaily


bisexiel:

ravenclawsleftclaw:

bisexiel:

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

Bisexuals are not confused

BISEXUALS. ARE. NOT. CONFUSED.

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

bisexuals are not confused god this is like the easiest concept ever you piece of shit douchewagon why can’t you just fucking accept it it’s absolutely infuriating

idk im kind of confused on taxes?? 

BISEXUALS ARE ONLY SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ABOUT A FEW THINGS

LIKE TAXES AND AP CALC AND THE OCCASIONAL RIDDLE

(Source: illogikirk, via jesselaceysucks)

posted 1 day ago · 314,022 notes © illogikirk


paleredsunday:

Write this on my tombstone

paleredsunday:

Write this on my tombstone

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posted 1 day ago · 120,310 notes © fuckyeah1990s


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posted 1 day ago · 20,791 notes © ediebrit


tanpom:

PSA: IF SOMEBODY ASKS YOU TO STOP TOUCHING THEM IN ANY WAY, EVEN IF YOU TWO ARE FRIENDS, YOU HAVE TO STOP TOUCHING THEM.

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posted 1 day ago · 85,110 notes © tanpom


fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

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posted 1 day ago · 102,104 notes © fjordism


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eldritch-abomination:

dont fucking shame people for not reading for pleasure

some people have concentration-issues

some people have other hobbies

and some people just dont fucking like reading alright

shut the fuck up and sit down

(via pizza)

posted 1 day ago · 116,734 notes © eldritch-abomination


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posted 2 days ago · 72,726 notes © perfectgosling